Fabulous and oh so true
I am a ten-month-old baby and I write because my mother has been sending out my “Christmas List” to people, and her list does not in any way represent the things I really want. I could give two s#*ts about receiving stacking cups.
And I know you’re ready to make the joke about ten month-old babies and how all we want is the wrapping paper and the boxes. Touché, Santa. Touché. We do, of course, want those things. But I have a number of additional things I want very badly.
My list is enclosed below. Have a lovely holiday.
-Ten Month-Old Baby
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A Comprehensive List of The Things I Want For Christmas:
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1.) This Laptop Cord
I want this laptop cord more than I have ever wanted anything. Please. I also want the power strip with…
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